Oh Sciatica.....

Dear Sciatica, 

I have made it 5 weeks without a peep from you. Why must you visit right now? I don't appreciate your throbbing pain that shoots down my right leg. Not one bit. 

I apologize for not being your friend, but this relationship does no good for me. If you are lacking attention from me, I would suggest you ask in a different way. 

In pain because of you, 

Courtney 

P.S. If you haven't already noticed, I work for a chiropractor and your time will soon come to an end. You have been warned.